theres a lot i want to say but i am afraid that it will turn in to an awful rambling, which may not necessarily be what anyone wants to read. so all i will say is this.....

BBC NEWS: French Chef commits suicide after critics attack.

After further investigation, it turns out he simply lost the huile d'olive.

Hehehehehehehe
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Thrashing the Ozzies

So It's 10.40 on the 4th of January. I'm watching the mornings highlights of the Ashes. B-Rilliant. What a GREAT series! Who would believe the Aussies would be all out for 98 in the first test! Amazing. Currently we're winning 2-1. We're in bat at the mo. Australia were out for about 280

NO Mitchell Johnson has just got TWO wickets. from 98-0 both strauss and trott got out! its now 99-2. oh god.

HAHAHAHA they thought theyd got a wicket, but it was a no ball : D dont you love demoralising the Aussies.